[Pixie's sitting on her bed with a pirate hat on, and grinning like a little mad thing.]

So.

Did everyone else totally get to keep all the awesome clothes that were in their closet?!

Best reality shift ever.

[The video opens up on a brightly smiling Pixie.]

Did you all see me on tv?!?!

[The video moves close to the television screen. On the screen is Pixie and she has two sock puppets on her hands. One is a 'wolf' and the other is a little girl with red scraps as a hood. Go with it, everyone.]

And then, Little red is all 'What big teeth you have, ( Read more... )

I totally got a job today! There's a new store that does like birthday parties that are fairy tale based and they want me to be the fairy for them! All I gotta do is like show up and take pictures with kids and read a fairy tale story and then I sprinkle them with like fairy dust--except glitter, not my kind of dust 'cause that might end badly. ( Read more... )

[Pixie is laying in bed with tissues all around her. She looks kinda awful, and keeps sneezing.]

Can someone get me some soup? I don't think I should like leave this room or I'll infect everyone.

[She sneezes again, and this time some black dust can be seen shaking off of her body.

Oops!]

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I HATE THIS PLACE.

They won't let me go back to school. They totally said they would after the summer cooling off period thing and now it'll just cause too much like trouble or whatever and I hate them allWould it be really bad if I made all of them see dragons for a month? I might be able to do that? I dunno! It'd be like training, right? CAN I ( Read more... )

[Pixie has on a wig and a jacket that’s hiding her wings. She looks pretty depressed.]

Ms. Lorna and I went to the Robinson house in Vermont. They totally suck and sent their kid away to get “cured”. [Yes, she does finger quotation marks when she says that.] I hate this stupid place.

[Lorna's wearing a brown wig as well, but she takes it off ( Read more... )

So.

Lady Mastermind is a total liar and she says that she's like my sister, but she's wrong, 'cause my Daddy was a coal miner. Jay and I used to talk about how our dads did the same thing, so she's just...she's not right.

...right?

Okay, so. How do you figure out which birth control method is like totally best for you? 'Cause like Ms. Lorna keeps saying safe sex, but like there are a thousand like things for safe sex and like some are birth control and some are like more than that and some can mess with hormones...but do they mess with my hormones differently because I'm ( Read more... )

[The video opens up on Pixie, who has been beat up. She's been beat up real bad. Basically she looks like this.]

I need a healer.

[She pauses to take a shaky breath, and the camera moves down to show two men on the ground. They aren't moving.]

I think I killed them.

[And back to Pixie.]

I don't know what to do.

[Pixie has officially lost it everyone. She's sitting in the dark, spinning her dagger around in her hands. Her dagger, that is glowing. This is bad. ]

She's screwed with our souls. Can you feel it? You have to be able to feel it! It's there, just eating away at all of us, and it won't go away. It'll gnaw at us until we have nothing left, and we' ( Read more... )